Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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