My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I enjoy the company of your penis
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