I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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