She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Randomize
