You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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