I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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