OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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