when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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