Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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