they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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