Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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