you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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