I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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