Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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