in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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