Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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