Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You smell like stripper and shame
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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