Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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