He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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