Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you traded sex for a burrito?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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