Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
God, I missed his penis.
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