Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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