my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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