god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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