how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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