you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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