so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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