Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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