As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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