I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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