If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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