I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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