The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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