He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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