What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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