i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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