I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
