While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Randomize
