He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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