Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
