your thong is hanging out like whoa
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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