Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
being pregnant is like rehab
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
we're so committed to being not committed
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