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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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