I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
