The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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