He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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