I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We have started to decorate penises.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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