Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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