Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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