8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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