So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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