it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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