is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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