Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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