I want to stick my p in your. b.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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