it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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