this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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