but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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