As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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