go do what you do best...puke behind churches
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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